We couldn’t afford dentists growing up and my teeth are crooked as hell. A former girlfriend referred to them as “poor people teeth” once. Get the fuck out of here with that “normie” smile.

it was going to be awesome. After we ran off together, not only were we going to get some of that sweet sweet Taylor Swift money, but she was going to immortalize us in incredibly catchy songs. Sadly, we missed our chance

I thought she might do something like that. I just hoped it would be with me

I prefer the futurama version:

I believe the term you’re looking for is “little lady”. I also believe that you are late movie legend John Wayne

My belief is that cops are shit and have mostly been protected because the media has largely accepted their side of the story. Now new media is introducing videos and evidence of cops doing what cops do, which is abuse authority and people, murder minorities, and act like just another gang in the street

“Now, you might ask, what about the sex workers themselves? Well, should decriminalization be instated they will be subject to ‘a system of gender apartheid...[in which women] whose lives are shaped by absence of choice are...set apart for consumption by men and for the profit of their pimps, traffickers and brothel…

frankly if she hanged herself- she did so as someone with a history of mental health challenges who’d spent 3 days in jail after an illegal detention by a racist cop who just decided to fuck with her.

as far as i’m concerned thats blood on the police departments hands

Well now I feel bad that all I get it weird leg cramps

Yeah I agree completely. Or at the very least not engaged and accepted that someone somewhere was unhappy that she continues to dominate the pop culture landscape

I feel like us poor whites are more likely to say genuinely hurtful things and mean them. Adopting the whole I’m-an-innocent-person-who-is-just-saying-hurtful-things-and-you-saying-they-are-hurtful-is-hurting-me persona is tactic you have to grow up in the suburbs to learn

He sings songs and really wants to date Taylor Swift, but she sees him more like a little sister

I for one am shocked, shocked that really rich white people are making something about themselves. Oh wait, never mind, that’s the essence of rich white people culture

So this is one of my favorite articles on the internet

I love you T. swift, but I can remember a time when you didn’t support all women:

Who are you and why do you have my name?

I mean yeah people too ludes to get fucked up. I grew up dirt poor after my father lost his restaurant in the mid-1980s. The reason? During an inspection his co-owner was high in ludes and passed out face down on the grill, and they lost their license. That dude just loved getting high

The more I see of the second season, the more I am inclined to agree with you. (we have been in total agreement since either the talk between Mcadams and her sister about sex work in the first episode, or Mcadams awful conversation with Farrell about feminism in the second episode

I'll ride for happy Gilmore until the day I die