Sudeikis is the one that looks like a loan officer, Hader is the one that looks like he’s still figuring out what he wants to do with his life, but in the mean time is trying his hand at being a loan officer

Sudeikis is the one that looks like a loan officer, and Helms is the one that looks like an acountant

This was a great article by William F. Buckley (yes the father of the modern American conservative movement) a decade or so ago about complaining about service. He had made a New Years resolution to complain more, which is insane, because he’d been on a train with a broken heating system in Russia and no one had…

Anyone in the service industry reading this: I appreciate you taking the gross used plate away from me as quick as possible and will reward you handsomely.

If I have an empty plate in front of me and your nibbling around the edges of your entree, forget the server, I want you to hurry up

Either that or he’s one of those people that is content being a handsome rich guy with marginal talent

Once upon a time black players weren’t allowed to play in the NBA, so the Harlem globetrotters had all the best black players and played stereotypical black basketball, fast and flashy, against local teams. They quickly learned they could pack the seats by clowning and so they also included a bunch of gags and would…

What these morons don’t understand is that college, particularly the liberals arts, ideally destroys all of your preconceived ideology because it exposes you to a wide variety of ways of looking at things for the first time in your life. So while you might still be a right wing Christian, or a feminist, or a Marxist,…

Well, in my eyes you are not only wrong but anti-feet; but I still had an urge to tone police user “silly”

“Be right back, y’all. I have to dial zero on my pink telephone”

This occasionally comes up unexpectedly from other things I've searched, and it ruins my night

I mean, you might now find it funny. People laugh at different things

Yes. That is what it's making fun of

Once the tension breaks people laugh

I have a close friend/distant relative who was a woman’s advocate for years, and we’ve done this at parties before. Except we don’t play it for laughs initially so much as to make everyone else in then room uncomfortable

I have a similar joke but it requires two people and the punchline has to be said deadpan by an outspoken feminist.

He made Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore.

That's not so much a beg as just a terrible human being

16 year olds have a lot more acne

And the show always was always remained wildly uneven. The first season is kind of meh, the second season is awesome, the third season is kind of dumb but there's about a four episode run starting with the Easter episode that is fantastic, the fourth season is the best season, the fifth and final season is the most…