Ok. Well, if the other Dylann Storm Roofnis reading this, sorry about your name bro

Yeah, I assumed it’s not his birth name and probably at least shares a common root with “storm front”, but Dylanna Storm Roof is srsly the dumbest name I’ve ever seen

Don’t most mass gunmen get killed at the end of it? I’m going to chalk this one up to Dylann Storm being, in the parlance of our times, “ a huge [insert any perjorative term for female genitalia]”.

But how do we know that the vast majority of murders aren’t preventing future murders? The answer is we don’t. Because liberal social scientists refuse to study that data just because it is an incredibly stupid argument

What is it with white people having stupid names?

So not making a mass shooting targeting black people about me is what passes for being a white knight these days? Fine, I'm a white knight. Take a lap

I’m not a sjw, just a normal person who didn't come to an article about a bunch of black people being killed at a bible study and try and make it about the plight of men. You're soft, dude

Here’s the shitbag;

Dude, I'd whip the dogshit out of you

It's like he came from 1994 or something

Bad news, the blame it on mental illness crowd is out in force

Unfortunately that’s just the pretty standard politically safe generalities most politicians say when confronted by a tragedy. The real problem is that in the state of South Carolina, denouncing racist murders could be politically risky

I'm just writing to say that I regret my last post about churches. It was the wrong time to be pedantic, but now I can't edit that post, so I'm writing this apology instead.

I’m a man and insulted that you claim to speak for me. So let me say it in words you understand: be a fucking man. Our problems aren’t that serious and if you can’t handle them without whining, maybe it’s because you are weak.

Depends on the church. The mega churches usually have some black people in attendance. The church my relatives go to in rural South Carolina on the other hand? Fucking terrifying. I'm scared to go into them

I wish I’d seen your message before I responded to him. I just can’t get over how the guys who are all about “men’s rights” and being “a man” are like the whiniest dudes on the planet

For a man, you sure are whiny

I want to get this article pulled because it's offensive to Natty Boh drinkers and the city of Baltimore

So I read this article with one eye brow raised, not because I like Christians; but because of a beer came out with day a picture of Mohammad on the label and was pulled, this would be a much different article. I know it’s not the same because Christianity is lame and practiced by a majority of Americans, but is…

Jesus. You know I've always had a thigh gap because I am naturally scrawny and have wideset hips. I've spent the last year or so working out and have developed visible abs, but have unfortunately kept the scrawny physique. So on a whim I thought, why not try this? Let's see if you're bikini body ready. I can barely…