I just put in a lip of Copenhagen and saluted the flag

Randy Howard fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed

Certainly couldn’t be the result of family values celebrating country music:

There are several, including one within a couple hours of me in Virginia, and it took your comment to make me think about it

Congratulations! You’re the first person to ever make me blush with a comment.

I mean this is clearly a sick woman we are dealing with. On the other hand,with what little I know about her, I’d take everything she said with a grain of salt.

Wonderwomanist, thank you for kicking ass all over this comment section

if some white person says that they “identify as black”, they are saying that they identify with black culture, which is not a monolith, first of all so that’s basically intrinsically offensive, especially if they hypothetically identify with being a “thug” or any of the other negative stereotypes forces on people of…

Goddamn it. I've been saying transgendered a lot when talking about this Caitlyn Jenner thing. I sincerely didn't know.

Isn’t that about tom hank’s son?

I assume she’d just break into:

I spent so many years looking for god only to find out that she’s been busy commenting on kinja

It might be the creepiest tweet I’ve ever read that offered ostensibly sound advice

I do get emotional after masturbation, but it mostly has to do with residual catholic guilt. Maybe God is trying to tell me something...

In defense of my nation, I'm pretty dumb by American standards too.

Those lyrics aren’t hard to understand, and my original comment that you are responding to doesn’t mention him by name, let alone quote him. This is the Internet and I am a commenter, not a journalist. I comment on things every day and never have I gotten anywhere near this many likes. When I posted that comment I…

I don’t need to highlight any of your bullshit because we’re for the most part talking past each other. I agree that the internet’s habit of destroying individuals for things they do or say that are taken out of the context of them as a human being is troubling. If you notice in my original comment, I never even used…

There's nothing cuter than Prince George. He's a baby that looks like an old British man. I don't know why it works, but it does

I clicked play on that gif and as the one astronauts thrust propelled his buddy into the sun it synced perfect with the “I wanna cryyyyyy” line from “you still believe in me” by the beach boys. I realize that this means nothing to anyone reading this, but it was the best thing that’s happened to me in months

Thank you! And it did, I was letting you know that I ain’t crawling up on no high horse cause I got thrown off of one when I was young, and I ain’t no cowboy so I ain’t headin’ where I don’t belong.