Ideally but the first two don’t really matter, the next one is impossible assuming we’ve taken my previous idiotic post at face value, and only the last one is a deal breaker.

You know when I was introduced to the concept of catcalling as a young straight man (by a woman friend complaining about it), my initial response was the awful (and yet at the time completely earnest), “if a woman made advances on me in public I’d be down to have sex with her” response. A year or so later I was…

Well the whole thing happened after she missed an appointment to go in birth control because she was busy at work and neglected to tell me because she figured she’d had enough unprotected sex in the past that didn’t result in pregnancy and that since we’re both past 30 we’re probably infertile. I, not being privy to…

I’m not defending my take as healthy or even particularly rational so much as real for me. When my ex got pregnant our mutual friend (who was and is pregnant with a fetus she plans on carrying to term because it was a planned pregnancy) told us that it was no different than clipping a toe nail, which is probably true…

i have personal qualms with abortion (mostly around the fact that it is at least potential human life and how stacked the odds are against existence) but don’t think my personal qualms should be the law of the land. In fact, i am responsible for an abortion in the last year, and supported the woman unreservedly even…

I can see n argument being made fora ban after the advent of consciousness or whatever, but other than that dice that thing up and throw it in the garbage. Who cares if it would have survived on the outside?

The lack of punctuation makes my last message really fucking creepy

Much better now

Second hand smoke is addictive

You could describe his attitude as almost chillingly indifferent to the fates of all human life including Queen Bey

According to the Wikipedia article I read his plans mostly include eating a variety of plant life.

I’m glad olly’s family is dead.

Unfortunately this isn't true as they only talk about eating men (it's why Ellie was spared!).

But is he sufficiently vengeful?

But don't worry, I'm not going to sue you.

1. Very punk rock of you, but honestly what teenager, who is clearly interested in fame (as many teenagers are), is going to pass up/leave that type of opportunity? Not to mention that Billy Ray was probably pretty invested in using her to jump start his own dead career.

If you're going in as a physician, it's a totally different experience in many ways. Professionals go through training that exposes them to the training soldiers go through, but it's more to acclimate them to the army. I can't speak for the other branches. Physicians are always need though, and whether you end up…

Not that exciting. I was a 35F (an intel analyst) and actually was stateside for the entirety of my active duty because I entered just as we were drawing down in Iraq but before we surges in Afghanistan. The day I got out, however, I boarded a plane to fly to Afghanistan as a civilian contractor where I lived for a…

I was in the army and was in Afghanistan you fuckwit. I'm 32

I want this to be real life: