I’m going with this one.

i felt something, cant verify it was that bicycle, however.

Congratulations, Mr. Arch Duke Maxyenko, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a rad something or other which this lovely lady will deliver in time for Radwood.

Congratulations, Mr. AWD E30, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Porsche which this lovely lady will deliver soon if your driveway isn’t too steep.

Congratulations, Mr. For Sweden, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Jaguar which this lovely lady will deliver after she wipes off her knee and hand prints.

Congratulations, Mr. As Long as There is Beer I’m There, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Jeep which this lovely lady will deliver soon. Hallelujah!

Congratulations, Mr. QuadPole and Mr. Loki240SX, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a GMC Sierra Syclone which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds her toolbox.

Congratulations, Mr. smalleyxb122, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Kawasaki which this lovely lady will deliver wheelie, wheelie soon.

Why do you even ask? The answer is of course “Holden Sandman”.

Congratulations, Mr. PotbellyJoe and 42 others, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Subaru Brat which these lovely ladies will deliver when they finish sunbathing.

Whipping shitties

Congratulations, Mr. Rosin, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Mitsubishi Mirage which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds her valentine balloon and roses. So sad.

“Brad is so in love with his stupid Bronco... I could be completely naked and he’d still notice the truck before he noticed me.”

I am now guilty of violating an emissions standard. :-S

I’m worried that Skay is googling “hot model emissions” right now.

TMI

Nailed it!

Congratulations, Mr. Rosin, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a GT40 which this lovely lady I will deliver in a few months.........maybe.

Exactly!