Maybe $kaycog will offer us a vehicle pic with fake but well supported “bumpers” to illustrate your vision of add-on unnecessaryness (I will likely never be able to use my new favorite fake word “unnecessaaryness” in a sentence again)

I’m a simpleton I guess. M series BMW vehicles were about performance. Everything from the bump on the hood to the exhaust note screamed “TRACK DAY!” to me. It just seems that if you want hard core performance, get the M series. If you want to pretend you have hard core performance, get a non-M series. Now I have to…

Silly nit, BMW drivers don’t even use blinkers so why fill their fluid reservoir? (damn, i used reservoir in a sentence!)

that’s what she said

I’ve sat in a similar model. I’m 250ish lbs, 6'4" mostly leg and I realized after I woke up that I’ll never have close to $163K so my 5 speed manual ‘99 F-150 will have to do

Ctyke’s probably still looking for the vape gear he dropped when his phone wrang

I’m really glad they trashed this project. I could only imagine some poor slob owning one, having a great weekend and not getting much sleep and then on Monday getting in his / her car with no steering wheel, pushing the precision machined aluminum “start” button, hearing that laptop sound from hell (zzzzZZZ DONGGGG)…

what steering wheel?

It’s been a very long Monday for me, AK... Thanks for the smile your post elicited from my lips. Mountains, what appears to be sunset, curvy fucking roads, and a rally car nailing the apex of a turn that I am sure is near a seriously dilapidated guard rail leading to a spectacularly painful crash. Well done.

I’d be pissed off if I was a frog

there is scary... and there is “1425 Washington Ave. in Waco” scary... I’ll bet you have home security cameras directed at your home security cameras so you know when someone messes with your home security cameras! (I’ve never used “home security camera” in a sentence that many times before....” I need a drink

Yeah, I’d very much welcome eating a meal on a wing that size... Beats the paperplates from the $1 store I’m “enjoying” my meals on now

How did it take this long for that to show up? I have a bumper, and that is a sticker!

Because “clowns”

Thankfully clowns are vulnerable at the Juggler .... OK OK... that was bad... Like crashing on my out lap in first practice bad

No... no the Macarena was not wonderful. In fact, putting Macarena and wonderful in the same “sentence” is just disrespectful of the word wonderful