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Thank you, John Lewis.

Saturday morning, Trump tweeted that Lewis is “all talk” and “no action”—...

*Sigh* If we could get the rest of the state in line with Houston (which elected openly gay Annise Parker as mayor) and Austin (which is a liberal hippy CA city that somehow got transplanted to TX) this whole state would be beautiful.

I fucking hate my state so damn much in moments like this.

You are so dumb.

Viagra and Cialis are going OTC in 2017/18. Won’t even need to visit your doctor. You can run into Walmart, grab a sixer of Miller Lite, a gun and fix your slack dong all at the same time.

My first CD was Wham. I’ve seen George live three times; twice in concert, and once in person. BFF and I had heard where he and his partner Kenny went to eat in TX and we decided to swing on in. “Wouldn’t it be cool if...?” Anyway, we went full cringe/facepalm crazy fan and had silkscreen shirts made with his

I predict this will be a follow up headline sometime in the next four years:

They’re yet another sign of Russia’s infiltration and perversion of American values.

Dear Ina,

I fully appreciate that this is great advice written with the best of intentions and am thankful for it, but I’m a lost cause.

You’re asking people who think that Donald Trump will be an awesome President to think logically. It won’t happen. The invisible man in the sky says that people shouldn’t touch their naughty bits to each other, period. Unless they vow to a virgin man in a dress that they will live together forever and make babies.

Learn how a bill becomes a law.

Well there you fucking go Trumpets and 3rd party assfucks. Enjoy the laughing stock of the world we have become.

No, we’re not.

All of my FB friends have been using this as their defense for voting for Trump - “but he’s better than Shillary!” Fuck off you morons. When things go to shit I am calling out each and every one of them and reminding them that this is what they voted for.

My coworker’s daughter is out protesting in Seattle. The girl voted for Stein. She should be home hanging her head in shame.

No, but I will demonize you and your party for a) failing and thus causing a lose/lose situation and b) not showing any evidence that should you have gotten the goal you wanted, that you would have done anything meaningful with it.

And you didn’t even get your fucking 5%, you assholes. You ruined it for everyone and you did it for nothing.

Chinese knockoffs are like peering into a parallel universe.. where everything feels familiar, yet so different...