Or a lot under 2,000 miles, since those are kilómetros, jefe…

To me, he sounds much more like Mitch Albom — the sing songy cadences mixed with abrupt single word sentences, the stupid rhetorical questions that are mostly designed to evade responsibility for wholeheartedly endorsing a hacknied imagined idea of old fashioned values, all wrapped up in smarmy self congratulatory…

“Listen, no disrespect at all, but I honestly don’t care about their grades or how they’re scoring,” he said. “All I care about is two questions: How are they treating their classmates, and how are they treating you?”

Then there’s this: LaRoche, along with Brewers pitcher Blaine Boyer, spent 10 days in November in Southeast Asian brothels, wearing a hidden camera and doing undercover work to help rescue underage sex slaves.

Zero fucks Obama is the best Obama.

She’s in the strange boat of being both completely batshit and a victim of misogynists that rallied to fire her.

Fair to who? Parents who love their children do not allow them to go to Notre Dame.

Blank VHS tapes

FUCK YES.

I don’t think I’m watching the same video you’re watching. He’s not driving too slow in the left lane. I mean... the only reason we see any of it is because he’s overtaking the traffic on the right, which is exactly what he’s supposed to be doing there.

No, that wasn’t the point he was trying to make. He was appealing to his base, and telling them about moderate Muslims. He used examples that would appeal to his base’s empathy, in order to elicit understanding, that all that hatred is both wrong and counterproductive to furthering America’s goals. This was a very…

Sorry, JE, but that last line could just as well apply to this story. Rubio did not say he’s okay with Muslims only if they convert to Christianity. And his point about not pissing off moderate Muslims as a strategy against the fight with radical jihadists has been echoed by Hillary Clinton and the rest of the…

I think LeBron’s twitter feed is a passive aggressive inspirational quote bot that’s become sentient.

In response to a number of braying jackasses I’d rather not bring out of the greys by responding to them individually, “Yes, of course she and her legal team knew this line of questioning was coming.” Because this is such an effective line of attack, any sleazeball huckster worth his salt is going to play it, and any…

BTW, in that picture, the car shows to be over 8 feet wide (97.75") based on the diameter of the headlight (5.75") times 17 headlight widths. In reality, it was only 80 inches (6.66 ft) wide.

Truly a thing of beauty and grace.

“The animals are better. They know how to distinguish male from female.”

How are you celebrating Duke being unranked for the first time since 2007?