Is that what it’s called when drunk and on Ebay ?

See, this is why nobody likes you.

Wait... You’re a writer?

So I’m sure I’m not the only one who has this question as a Jalopnik reader but, does the staff at Jalopnik want Tesla to succeed or not? I’m genuinely asking because I feel like all I see lately is pissy hit pieces on Elon and Tesla.

“Mr. Carlisle said Cadillac’s time in New York helped attract new talent and gave the brand a fresh perspective. He said Cadillac is entering an “acceleration” phase in which the focus is more on new vehicles, rather than the brand-building efforts of recent years.”

You can see the guy’s white-collar career flash before his eyes the moment he realizes he’s been caught on video screaming racial epithets.  

You always speak from the heart, DT.

I’m pretty sure The Players Tribune already has a monopoly on butt eating.

19 hours in a tube makes a good case for supersonic flight.

We already have this, we call them missiles.

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

No one who owns that boat drives a Buick.

This is the best solution, I would think. Clean what you can, get the current engine back together and drive the truck, adding oil as needed. In the meantime, source another engine, roll it into your living room and rebuild it there, where you can stay warm and dry and take your time. I would imagine a direct swap…

The British truly are amazing. Take a bunch of hardened criminals, ship them around the world, and make them hate fun just as much as someone from London.

Reusing a previous comment:

You missed posting this at 4:20 by two minutes.

On the flip side, the Camaro variants can already compete with a Corvette (when it comes to performance), and this makes room to make both a better Camaro without stepping on the Corvette, and a better Corvette as a Halo car.

If that’s the definition of a bunt, then that’s an outstanding call.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

“I’d like to apologize to him for making him feel like I violated his house”