C’mon, we all see a lot of people around and a lot of balding people around, yet I think we’d agree this stands out. You seem to be going for something here - that’s all.

OK, I’ll ask: what’s with the hair?

To be fair, Tesla didnt really test its cars in cold weather either - cue lots of videos on YouTube from irate owners who cant get in when the rain freezes!

I mean, we kiss and all, but she doesn’t want me scraping off my sleep mouth slime with her toothbrush.

This is not an argument, counter or otherwise. This is an interrogative:

Lol, not a parent, eh?

Amen. Also, the "You can make your own decisions when you are 18. Right now you live in my house. My house, my rules." is timeless.

I’m a fan of, “Because I asked you to.” I did not tell them to do something. I asked. And my moral authority is such that the mere ask should be enough to ensure compliance.

Democrats and Republican Legislators explaining how they’ve worked to prevent a repeat of 2007:

Family, for the most part. Cost of living, also. I’m in healthcare, so I could realistically work anywhere, so it wasn’t a job.  Didn’t plan on staying but when I got here, it just felt like home.  

Sounds like someone needs to get a grip on their own family and have a little backbone/authority. When I was a kid I wouldn’t dream of complaining about what I was given to eat and forcing my parents to make me whatever I demanded.

It honestly read like an algorithm designed to write a condescending blog post about the Midwest from a coastal blogger. It was that tired.

I mean, if you’re going Coastal bias, you may as well lean into it and condemn meat-eating, since it’s bad for the environment. So with meat and most grains out, you’re leaving people with limited income the most expensive things in the grocery store. Ever wonder why flyover country gets annoyed?

That seems to only speak to your poor cooking skills.

I mean, if the shtick is to hop across the state to different locations of the same franchise, you can’t go with the singular place.  

I know, right. Iowa is clean, Iowa organized, so it has to be boring. No stabbings or puddles of urine in the skywalks, makes Iowa an outlier. Iowa has the same stupid buffet type restaurants that serve bland, crappy food just like every other state has, and ours just happens to be called Pizza Ranch...so let’s make…

The issue is that every community even NY  has some version of The Pizza Ranch. Structuring some story about how it is representative of the place is the same snobby shit people are tired of reading from these snotty coastal media outlets. Why not structure your story around the funky Chinese Pizza Fusion joint in Des…

Oh look...a comment denigrating an article denigrating the Midwest. This is my shocked face.

Find me a map on the interweb labelled “Midwest” that doesn’t have Iowa right in the middle of it...