Structural componentry? Bah, I don’t need no structural components to drive my 2-ton vehicle down the road! Hahahaha,death comes riding in a 7 slotted grill!!

Fifty bucks?  Sixty miles?  You already got your money’s worth.

That second dancer is very sheik, though.

If you used half the time you spend not fixing rusted out crapcans working a part time job you could afford the payment on a decent vehicle and still have time and money for a project car.

Here we go again...

I never understood this take. Does anyone really give a crap about the dealership? Are you guys buying your cars and then hanging out there? When I take my Lexus or Porsche in for service (when they were warrantied) I would drop them off and leave to get lunch or catch an Uber to go back to work. What kind of idiot…

Iowa: oh, that 300 acres is where I do my hunting

It’s not giant in KY either.  They just needed a cute title for the article.

Speaking from personal experience being an engineer in no way means you have the common sense to come in out of the rain.

The absolute best thing about growing up on a farm is that my brother and I could do shit like this and as long as we didn’t drive through a planted field, nobody would get mad.

Nah, I disagree about the ‘loveable’ bit. David is consistently a fool, consistently making bad decisions and showing very little common sense. Consistently. It angers me. And now I read his articles to be angered.

The add reflects how capable the Jeep is and it shows. It’s too capable for sissies apparently.

Thinking about the tow strap...

Im sure the neighborhood just LOVES that guy.

Imported from Detroit, Financed by Italy.

Yeah I’m not exactly wowed by this either. They didn’t even use a full grown dog to hold the rope. YAWN.

This should be the slogan for all SRT products.

I read this in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice because it fits. 

Time to paint the wheels.

This may be the most American vehicle ever. Big? check. Powerful? check. Fast? check. Not unreasonably expensive? check. God Bless America.