I'm trying to figure out the hate involved with the Royals. For 30 years they didn't do anything but play farm system to some of the greates MLB players in recent history and now that they're doing well everyone is wanting to stomp their nuts into oblivion. They're 9 games above .500 and leading the AL Central - why…

Yeah—holy shit. Gordon-Cain-Trout would be an even crazier defensive outfield than what the Royals already have.

The Royals + Mike Trout would be a boss baseball team.

Hilarious & instructive that this is a crisis this year but wasn’t when Jeter was getting massive fan votes over a dozen more qualified shortstops every year from 06-2012.

This would never happen in the NHL.

Counterpoint: Fuck Miguel Cabrera.

Rental Car Agent: Would you like to purchase the renter’s insurance?

Having had to keep up with Dallas traffic...that sounds about right.

Wait, you pull on the interior door handles and the doors don’t open? What type of hellish monstrosity is this? My biggest fear with newer cars with proximity keys is that when the battery dies you can’t open the trunk and get at your jumper cables... if I actually had to worry about not being able to get out of the…

Bitch-in Camero

Thank you.

Why did the Brewers send their bat boy out to argue?

One does not simply monopolize into Mordor.

Fake interview. Interview with the real skipper here:

Exactly. On the C6 Corvette, and presumably the C7, you can use the key blade in the fob to open the trunk. On each side of the trunk, there is a mechanically-connected cable that will manually open each door.

The weekend series against the Rays will be played at the Trop...

Pentium chip with floating-point flaw. Or “computer that can’t compute.”

Or just getting rid of it in the first place. Just leave the "key" in your pocket.

Now that's a real knee jerker !

Everyone down there is talking about 88.