You only need one to get it off.

“Detailing cars is the most soul sucking profession on the planet,”..

I recommend a revitalizing cocktail of equal parts Robitussen, No-Doze, and grain alcohol.

I just wish whoever was watching Baywatch would fess up. I just want to know who got that on my queue.

A someone who has a minivan and other cars, I laugh at how I drive no differently in either, but am always tailgated in my minivan and rarely while driving my other cars.

Shit, I’ll take a sugar momma any day.

lmao how hard is it to microwave some bacon in a relatively urban area 🤣

I wonder how much this would change if gas was close to $5.00 per gallon. It seems in the past that people who are poor at math (most of America) would take a huge loss selling their gas guzzling SUV to buy a new more fuel-efficient car. If gas goes up again, will this happen or will people get better at math?

One of my favorites is the Creative Labs’s keyboard drum demonstration. The joy in the demonstrator’s smile as he simply states, “This is rock-n-roll,” is pretty special to see...as is watching him rock out.

Damn. When I read the headline, I thought he was considering the purchase of a vehicle with actual crime boss provenance. Something that was once owned by a noted mafioso. I came here to see which Don’s car was for sale.

I would like to donate to this program. Should I start dropping them off at the loading dock, or is there a preferred shipping service?

‘melty’ needs to be purged from the lexicon

I can’t get my kid’s toy drone to fly in the living room for more than 30 seconds without suiciding into the TV and then you guys show me this. Why is my life so hard?

I love this story. A frozen Digorno pizza costs $5, so what business would ever buy a pizza for $5, spend labor and time cooking it, and then sell it for a loss?
Not to mention that your cook time is going to be waaaay longer from frozen than fresh.

The only world where this is plausible is if the restaurant ran out of…

She’s doing it wrong, you keep the baby knocked out with drugs/alcohol so it will be quiet during the movie, duh.

I can’t believe I wasted the time to read this article that boils down to a lawyer making a dumb joke.

You forgot to mention David Tracy running around covered in grease trying to fix everyone’s vehicle. 

A what?

Actually, I think the point is to lay on her