Feel free to actually do research on the Clinton Foundation.

Fuck Mexico (I don’t mean “Man, FUCK Mexico,” I mean I’d go down there to fuck), Marry Canada and then...

Professional designer here. Current situation:

The bigger bullshit is the false “Chicago is a blue collar town” trope. I hate it when its dragged out during Bears season and I hate it when White Sox fans try and furiously cling to it. Chicago hasn’t been a blue collar town since the stockyards shut down, and you and your Superfans moustache do a disservice to the…

Bush literally took 2 and a half YEARS of vacation over his 8 years in office. If Obama’s 3 and a half MONTHS of vacation time has cost 80 million dollars, then surely Dubya’s was in the trillions.

Corruption is using money raised through your own charity to pay off private debts incurred by stiffing contractors and contributing to the reelection campaigns of attorneys general in states with active investigations into your related for-profit scam university.

I think you have that backwards, zucchini is the superior form of cucumber, which is a piece of shit vegetable that’s really only edible when pickled or turned into tzatziki.

In the craft brewing industry, they question the women prefer wine data that is based on comparing low quality macro lager (or IPAs that come across poorly to sensitive pallets) to higher quality (relative) wine. When you compare sours or saisons to wine, the data on preferences is likely different.

Yea dude! I totally know what you’re saying, I too am scared of women who are funnier, smarter and more successful than me. Don’t let all these dickheads who respect women get you down, bros like you and I know the secret to life is to put these uppity chicks in their place by demeaning them in the dumbest ways…

I was also denied a LaFerrari Spider, apparently the dealer didnt like my idea of a 2400 month loan with a 0% interest rate

I don’t need accuracy; I just need a direction. “There’s a Pidgey 3 steps north. There’s a Ratatta 1 step west.” You’d still have to walk to find it, but at least you’d have an idea.

That single middle seat needs a fake steering wheel mounted in front of it with a little “beep beep” horn. I’m 46 and would totally rock that.

More like 1988-1994 but point is made.

The proper punishment is to force FCA execs to drive only Dodge Neons.

I’m pretty sure when Obama say’s think about your daughter he is not saying it because he selfishly wants his daughters to have a better life. It’s just a call for empathy. Empathy is an amazing start to being more accepting.

Yes.

‘I once droned a Yemeni terrorist in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.’

The script for Alien was written as unisex - the characters were only given surnames, so that the scriptwriters could tell prospective producers “you can cast pretty much whoever you want to chase whatever demographic”. This process resulted in Ripley, one of the strongest female characters in all of science fiction.…

my time to shine!!! I worked for *INSERT OEM HERE* as a release engineer for weatherstrips, and DLO’s those chrome strips around the windows are not so easy to change color, they aren’t like a bumper, or insert on the side of the car. they are almost always stainless steel or aluminum usually stretch-bent or stamped.…

They aren’t! It’s all Socialist lies! And even if it weren’t all lies, do we honestly want to become more like foreign countries?