You’re so much better than everyone. Oh wait, you’re not. Because you judge people on what makes them happy. You who are the final arbiter of what’s right and adult.

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That’s the result of too much Kraft “mac&cheese”

Chicago and Milwaukee are the same. People don’t understand when you say it’s 5 miles away. It’s 10 minutes, or and hour in Chicago.

It’s a gun. With a tacticool light and maybe laser pointer unit. At least the light.

Shave it off and own it.

But remember, he is still struggling with seduction of the light side. His internal fight is coming through.

Mix with hipsters souls for an amazing experience.

Try hipster virgin blood. The roasted nuttiness makes it better.

Batman did that. Wolverine was his rival and pissed off. I think Bowie showed them or something. I forget that movie.

You mean the gluten that holds us all together...

No complaints man. I like your cars. I’m going to get a new style 5 door Clubman S All4 in the same setup.

2004 Jeep Liberty Columbia edition. 2 tone bumpers. Different color wheels. Nicer leather trimmed seats, that actually had good support. I think a few bells & whistles from the package above the Sport model. Plus a free Columbia Parka, fuckin’ a!! Or as I like to say, a $22k Jacket with free Jeep.

Gin & Ginger Beer...nectar of gods. Absolutely concur on the mint and lime in that too. Thirsty now...

Says the guy with 2 black on white Mini’s with the same interior...

Seriously, are you my brother? Unknown brother at that. My dad is the same. Oh I know where this is going right...

Best thing is that all the regular stuff(312, honkers, summer, etc...), is off loaded to the big factory breweries of AB/Inbev. The good stuff(Matilda, Lola, Madame Rose, etc...) and all their experiemental local brewpub stuff is still done in Chicago. This means, they have more capacity for the fun crazy stuff we all…

Dude, can you go write this? I'd watch this so hard. Shut up, take my money and get to work.