Dear Tesla owner: SAVE THIS VIDEO. Some asshole lawyer will take this kid’s case, claiming it was your fault, and file against you. Mark. My. Words.

Came for this. Not disappointed.

I’d be willing to bet 99% of the readership here did not know the song had more than 1 verse before they read this article.

“Update: The latest reports say the government is demanding the sale of the entire Turner Broadcasting division, which includes CNN, which amounts to the same thing.”

I was always told as a kid that you say “Bless you” because a sneeze causes your heart to briefly stop. It doesn’t stop, of course, (although heart rhythm does change due to increased pressure in the chest cavity) but it was a way of saying “welcome back from the dead.”

Tear ‘em all down and pretend we were born yesterday.

“After all, it would take a rebel like we’ve never seen before to do something like that.”

By using the code imprinted on the back of your ISIS membership card.

So if Trump did not indicate to the Russians that the source of his intelligence came from Israel, then how exactly did Trump “burn an Israeli spy”?

“Once upon a time, in a magical era known as Before The Players Started Wearing Cornrows And All The Whites Freaked Out”

1. The judges read the messages and felt their exclusion was against the rules of evidence and could have an impact on the outcome of the case.

All you have to do is say “Camry driver.” Their assholeness and general driving ineptitude is implied.

So as a Democrat, let me ask...why are you all convinced Dash’s dismissal was racially motivated when FOX also fired a whiter-than-white sacred conservative cow like George Will?

I find this story:

Which is a good thing since that represents the mental capacity of most of the media corps.

Insofar as the you are one of the sources of the “constant ragging,” yes, please make it stop. However inarticulate Trump’s musings about the F-35 have been, it’s one of the few things he’s right about. The bloated POS of a jet is not a competent successor for any of platforms it is designed to replace.

Shame about that. Used Evernote often. Moved all my content off and deleted app.

Clarkson’s been wearing those braclets since The Grand Tour began.

I appreciated Final Gear for allowing fans of the show outside the UK to watch the full, uncensored and unabridged versions of Top Gear versus the truncated, “bleeped” versions seen on BBC America.

For someone who doesn’t like to work, he’s acheived for success in what he did work on than most of us will see in 10 lifetimes. But whatever, more bellyaching.