You mean a game published by NCSoft is having it’s studio screwed over?

And I stopped reading after F350.

i’ll take list of things that never happened for 500.

Consumer Reports not only does everything they can to BE unbiased; they do everything they can to avoid the APPEARANCE of bias.

I actually happen to think that the stereotypical Consumer Reports subscriber would also be the stereotypical Tesla Motors customer.

The dude chases after his car, but the handles wont go out

Is CR even a thing people use to make a decision on whether or not to buy a car? Other than that, I’m just waiting for the Tesla Fanboys “But everyone has reliability issues! This isn’t exclusive to Tesla!” comments. 

Hey, that’s because our sister site io9 was doing an excellent (and now published) report of their own.

I think Mission Winnow’s actual mission is to see how many words they can write without actually saying anything.

Listen up, squid, when I was the Strike Commander of the first B-70 (“Susie Queue”) to drop a nuclear bomb on Moscow during the Great Atomic War of 1970, we all knew that you submarine jokers were merely the fourth wave, after the 1.) the Top-Secret fractional-bombardment space stations 2.) the shower of ICBMs, and…

There was your mistake.  You assumed editors existed in the first place.

What’s a male engagement ring and how does it break?

I always find it ironic when UPS and Fed Ex off-load packages to USPS to get the actual work done.

Nothing about Cleveland is cool.

The USPS cannot legally increase prices unilaterally and must prefund their retiree healthcare benefits over the entire projected course of their lives, and must estimate their total liabilities looking 75 years into the future. While they don’t have to prefund benefits for future employees who may or may not be born…

Intellivision Baseball and B-17 Bomber where great.

That still sounds pretty disappointing as like, a car, which is a functional object meant for driving.

I live alone, man. Comment sections are the only human contact I get sometimes.

Coming from Daybreak Games ... the same carcass of a studio that is also running H1Z1 battle royale.

Happy to have the halo, but not sure the HEADLINE is supported by the report: