It creeps me out that she has the body of a child and the face of a young woman who got plastic surgery to be hot.

I agree, I mean like she’s really pretty but totally not in a unique or memorable way. And playing up the whole sexy 14 yr-old look is so fucking creepy. And what the deal with pairing like oversized hoodies and crotch-high stilletto boots? These two are going to flame out really hard. Nobody who needs everyone to…

he decided to start writing a memoir on an old typewriter

“The Pirates of the Caribbean star said he decided to start writing a memoir on an old typewriter to cope with his post-divorce depression as he toured with his band, Hollywood Vampires.

Have you ever heard anyone say something like that and had it NOT been from the mouth of someone who has had every opportunity to figure out what they had done to deserve whatever it is and obviously just doesn’t want to?

“it’s the idea that anything can happen” except America voting for a woman to be President.

I dislike Marilyn Manson, but his dad is (was?) awesome. Adorable!

Plus, she has to ‘save that famous face’. Politics is hard on the visage. During that interview she was botoxed up to her roots and could barely even smile. She’s getting kinda creepy:/

I have a PhD, but if it weren’t for the long college and training process I would be a mechanic or a welder. Because I need a damn job.

That’s why Kanye loves him. It’s the idea that anything can happen.

Sounds legit. I became a cardiac surgeon hanging around the CVS pharmacy.

Eh, in defense of my home state I kinda feel like if you ONLY have experience working with a lawyer and still think you can pass the bar with no law school, you will FOR SURE fail. Which seems like an adequate punishment for that kind of hubris.

- Van Jones is a fake woke, fake deep charlatan.

I’m in law school right now, and this cavalier attitude is incredibly annoying. So many people think they’ll have some magical Legally Blonde experience.

Translated “If it wasn’t for the reading and hard work, I would be an attorney”

There’s definitely multiple lawyers who would love that.

Van Jones: Now once you get the law degree, people are going to say, would you ever run for office?

.every time I go in there, [I think], god, if there wasn’t the long college process, I would be an attorney.

Thanks.

I’m cringing because I dated a guy who, after six months, claimed he didn’t feel “safe” putting me on his social media. Allegedly some other ex-girlfriend had been passive-aggressive on his Facebook in the past and I was supposed to prove myself in an unspecified way in order to gain his online approval. That was…