I’m 36 and barely use social media. I technically have FB, instagram and twitter accounts, but I don’t think I’ve posted anything to any of them in years. I will occasionally pop on FB to check out what pictures my brother has posted of my niece and nephew and will check Twitter during major news events, but I’ve come…

I’m 41 and faded away from Facebook in recent years. The fact my 70 year old mom and her friends are very active on it speaks volumes. I mainly Instagram. Being that I’m an Old, I have no time for Snapchat.

Not just celebs, just people period. My husband, whom I love and adore and also comes from an upper middle-class background, says he wants to get away and buy a farm when he gets tired of the city life and its stresses. I have to remind him that he doesn’t even like mowing our backyard and picking up after our dogs,…

Aw damn, sounds like a MediaTakeOut writer is sick to death of some dude. I don’t blame anyone who is tired of men though. I’ve stopped actively looking for dates because it just became so friggin tiresome.

I know. This is going to take Ambien litigation in a whole new direction. Have you or a loved one been thrown out of work due to someone else’s alleged Ambien-infused tweeting? Call us now! 1-800-UHH-OKAY.

When you have to demand loyalty, you don’t deserve it. Nothing Roseanne ever did for these people mean they have to go along with anything she says.

I think I’m ultimately OK with saying “team nobody” here. Sure, it sucks that people are out of work, but c’mon, you hitched your wagon to that shit show. Own it and move on. Her “friendship” or whatever relationship the rest of the cast has with her is not worth it and hasn’t been for a while.

Who?

I’m sure those boots cost more than my car but they are hideous! On her at least

and i had hoped your post was the announcement of a new Khloe show, called Revenge Luggage With Khloe Kardashian, that’s all about how to eliminate someone and spirit away their remains in stylish baggage!

Wealth insulates you from reality.

That is some next level hubris to be making post trial plans. But, as much as I hate to say it, I’d be more fascinated to see a documentary he produced and controlled. His level of self-awareness is so low that he’d come off even worse without realizing it. I suspect he even thinks he’ll be back in Hollywood making…

I think it’s Dita Von Teese who said that you can be the juiciest peach in the world and some people just don’t like peaches. I find that immensely comforting. I’m not everybody’s cup of tea and most people aren’t my cup of tea. The fact that they aren’t my cup of tea is not a personal failing of theirs (unless it’s…

So, I’m going to preface my long lament with the fact that I live in seattle, no I can’t just move somewhere else. My husband works here.

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Following up “I’m not attracted to Asian men” with “... and he could only get hot white guys like me by paying for them or finding fame addicts” makes it sound pretty damned racist.

This is in part true, but in part it’s a rationalization that allows you to psychically move on after a break-up. It’s looking back with rose-colored glasses, which is necessary to move on, but it isn’t necessarily the objective truth. What’s described is “well, you learned that you needed more X and less Y”, so you…

Oh my god I loooooove doing whatever I want all the time.

I can’t remember the show, but David Spade played a lothario character to two smug couples. At one point the couples were telling him not to worry, he’d find someone, and he responded, “in the meantime I’ll just be off doing... whatever I want, all the time.”