What’s going on with the husband’s hair in this photo? I’ve never seen this look before. It looks like a lot of effort and product went into it. 

Can someone please decode Halsey’s Insta comment? I think I’m getting clouds with lightning and then rain, but is this a response to the BDE caption? If so, how?

I had a lump when I was all of 19 years old. I was terrified, but it was just a cyst (even though it was there for several months). Sending good vibes.

You didn’t ask, but here’s my take on your sunglasses situation: do you tend to lose or break items like sunglasses? If not, go for the ones you really want. IME, settling for something cheaper usually means spending more money in the long run because I’m not satisfied with what I got. Like snacking when you really…

So they stumble upon 2 hot dudes, and each goes with the one that matches her race, and suddenly things get kinda innocent. Started out weird, ended boring.

Well the excuse Drake gave Tiffany Haddish was apparently “family emergency,” so the bar is pretty low on how he gets out of this collab. Sorry, I have to wash my hair? I have to bathe my fish?

I assume this meant Kaley’s married name, i.e. her first name and her husband’s last name. 

+1 on the aging effect you mentioned. Life is set up so that it’s cool and chic to show brokeness in your 20s, but less so in your 30s and above. Your friends don’t always want to just get pizza anymore. You may have lost patience with roommate living...but the only way to keep sharing housing costs in that case is…

I think it may be intentional areola, rather than nipslip. 

Great question! Thanks for looking out for bad potential therapists.

Thanks—this is depressing, but makes me feel better about not being involved.

Talking to strangers? But I’m not very good at that. Thanks for validating my thoughts, btw.

Happy Saturday Night, all!

Every single woman who got famous for her sexiness, when she hits around mid-30s, has to figure out how to stay relevant or else make peace with not being famous anymore. Kim is 37, so I’m curious to see what she’ll do. One well-worn path is the “lifestyle brand” (Jessica Alba, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jessica Simpson). Kim…

All of the factors you’ve listed here are due to his continued drinking. You would not be fucking up the guard for him if you called—he has fucked things up royally, across the board, all on his own. You’ve done quite a lot for him, and he is explicitly threatening suicide. It was a manipulation that he wanted to lead…

Yep. I’m the career gal who doesn’t even go on a second date with the Manic Pixie Dream Boy because I can already see how it ends, and my life is just fine as it is.

This is so true, about the dichotomous stereotype. In honor of myself and my friends, I’d propose an additional trope: 30-something, serious about work, doesn’t party much, enjoys both exercise and junk food, values both shopping and saving for retirement. (I guess it’s just not as pat for the plotline?)

I am contentedly single as well, age 36, and I have to say that I *do* feel like an anomaly/unicorn. I only have 2 other single friends my age, and neither of them is ok with it. The only time I feel any camaraderie is on threads like this.

I think he’s so arrogant and righteous that he could well have gotten expert coaching to prepare for this question...and just ignored it.

One of the most evocative parts of the book, for me, was Plum’s attempts to date. (Spoiler, I guess)—The men she’s set up with all reject her, immediately and cruelly, for not being thin. My understanding is that for all the BodiPosi instagram we have now, this is still the normative dating experience for straight…