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man i'm so behind on beer developments. somehow i got burnt out on it and switched to wine & occasional spirits for maybe a year or more. 5 & 6 sound good right now.

the gun-penis-death thing is a metaphor for the waning patriarchy. the gun-penis continues inexorably its slippery sloping crisis. mama, put my penis-guns in the ground / i can't explain this any more.

blonde chick almost dies like six times in the trailer. on the one hand, barring her resurrection one or more times, only one of these moments could be a real cliffhanger. does she die on that final occasion in which she is in jeopardy? on the other hand, you don't know which potential death comes at what part of the…

what in the natural world, by jake xerxes fussell —- good americana

i mean, damn, i might still see it, but they're playing pretty fast and loose with my shit here

it's funny because it's not true

if lack of enthusiasm for gimmicky transport is wrong, i don't want to be right

or alliteration, as in annabelle: ablation

wouldn't that just be raw rum?

as in the 120+ proof spirits are of malted barley. basically whiskey which has not been barrel aged, or like moonshine which is from barley rather than corn.

depends on whether i can smell it immediately upon expulsion from my body

i'm experimenting with infusing. i've got about 500ml of malted barley spirits steeping in a jar. will taste at 2 weeks, soon.

would try malort

mid 00s i guess. it's possible i'm conflating emo with whatever other jagged black hair having rock types might have been floating around in those days.

remember when emo guys walked around wearing robber style bandanas all the time? i hope tons of them got arrested

yeah well that's NoVa for you. strip malls, regular malls, mega malls, national malls—all crawling with sword swinging whackjobs

aren't you lonely?

no more mutants until we straighten some shit out.

evolutionary biology has a diversity problem.