that movie wasnt scary though

not for me but i dont believe in the 70s

what movies are really that scary in retrospect

if 2016 taught me anything its that when someone online says one thing is the equivalent of another thing what they are really saying is there are two different things

something something supply and demand

chili out already i cant take any more

pretty cheesy joke there

trick question . business never closes

time to dust off the old typewriter and bang out a few soon to be ya bestsellers

if you havent been to google yet today go to google

i like the part where the drums come in and sound like the kind of drums a marching band might play and theres people dressed as a marching band pretending to play the drums

high school strippers

beard genes should be excised from the pool

an ario is an aria with balls

operation beerclip

yeah well theyre owned by the belgians so

people always trying to sleep on the little river band

have you heard about the loveable loser / beaten by the corporate asshole every time

i heard on the news youre never supposed to say yes when someone on the phone asks if you can hear them . by extension i suppose youre never supposed to say yes on the phone ever because that would also count as a yes

ghosts ! ? what is this ? 2013 ?