you can always count on the flenser

i can play any alien known or unknown

engage me up

what ! i think theres been a mistake i never got a callback

if youre going to make a set of suitable freeweights out of legos then yeah youre gonna need a lot of legos

its not enough to break the batman
you have to be strong enough to make your own batman

i hate to spring for the postage needed to mail letters of concern to my national state and local representatives so im always glad when people come out with politically relevant videos i can watch

jeans on by lord david dundas

guy has achieved all kinds of shit he was sitting around playing zelda all night drinking beers then the album came out and ripped the world a new one but that was before all the internet commenters came along

i got sod but im not a sodomite

i shouldve said ive got sod but im not a solderer

im actually okay at soldering but less good at deciphering circuitry and wiring without a diagram

hi i gank all kinds of shit im a regular robin hood

pretty sure thats supposed to be a joke
these guys are like a triteness factory
other peoples garbage in killer garbage out
ive got sole but im not a solderer wtf

noncontroversy attributable to the fact no one listens to it

too fucking irreverent you might as well give an award to tumblr dot com

who

i think ernest hemingways hamburger recipe was basically meatloaf patties

frozen mexican pizza from the grocery store ftw

so much pride