Counterpoint: This looks AMAZING! It looks like Taxi Driver but with the Joker as Travis Bickle. DeNiro and Scorsese are even involved! Joaquin Phoenix has a manic Daniel Day-Lewis vibe!

Apropos of this, there are way too many kinds of OREO!

Counter-point: Don’t. Because fuck ‘em.

“After the two girls got into a fight about cigarettes and abused an elderly lady.”

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

“I have a different opinion than you, so I’m going to call you an asshole over it, which is not at all an asshole move on my part.”

I was already 20 when Ichiro joined MLB and I think I’d thought I was years past the part of my life where a professional athlete could ever be the kind of immortal, larger-than-life figure that, say, Michael Jordan or Lawrence Taylor or Martina Navratilova had seemed to be when I was a kid. But Ichiro was—and in lots…

Ichiro is my favorite player who has never played for my team and it’s not even close.

If he does, then holding out will look like a really smart move.

One of the main reasons that rents have skyrocketed is due the construction of a $2.6 billion stadium and entertainment complex where both the Raiders and Chargers are set to play.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

My suggestion: Death penalty for all 4 Boston area teams.

If the AV Club didn’t try to work a racism angle into every article, its reviews would only be three sentences long.

Everyone knows HP Lovecraft was racist. I think you can stop making that the focus of every single fucking article about anything tangentially related to him or his writing.

He then proceeded to name all the arrest records of former and current Bengals players with shocking accuracy.

congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

Gamers are just the biggest fucking babies.

I’m with Kroenke because the people he fucked hardest were people from St Louis, and fuck St Louis. 

It’s fascinating to me how we try to rationalize jealousy. We hate the Patriots because they’re robotic. We hate the Yankees because they’re the Evil Empire. We hate the Cardinals because they “play the right way.” We hate the Warriors because their fans are “tech bros.”

No, I really hate their fans.