Aside: The Falcons should go back to those ‘90s uniforms permanently.

You thought wrong.

^^^^^^^^ The Smelly guy in your office.

Oakland is further away from LA than Las Vegas. If anything, this means hardcore Raider fans can make weekend trips to Vegas for the games. That drive is easy, at at the end of it, you are in Vegas.

They will not even be the second choice of the city, which is still Raider country. The Chargers are leaving their heart behind, and nothing is waiting for them.

In other words: The Los Angeles thing turned out precisely how everyone outside the NFL thought it would.

true, she married rather poorly.

Little known fact: Kim Kardashian has a really big ass.

“Can you hear me now?”

No hypocrisy whatsoever.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

The Chiefs had reservations.

I don’t root for the Raiders, I just don’t like you!

He’s a thug.

“Let me not enjoy this amazing thing because I’ll only compare it to another amazing thing!”

What witty name do you give yourself when you call into Denver sports radio every day?