Honey, I love you, and I’m sorry but we’re getting kicked out now.

So even the guy involved didn’t realize I was kidding. Jeez.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

That cat has seen some shit.

Does anyone really care about Rhode Island though? It’s not even an island.

Larry Craig has really gone to seed.

“Oh I totally was going to go into that restroom and murder and rape, but the stick-figure on the sign says I should not be in there, oh well!”

We can’t lose out on his stellar analysis, though.

Yeah, I don’t really understand why they haven’t canned him already. It’s not like he’s even a good analyst.

No, and if somebody wants to go into a restroom with nefarious purposes, there are already laws against sexual assault, etc., and another law isn’t going to stop them. Bathroom bills only make criminals of transgender people.

I thought Mickey Rourke in “The Wrestler.”

Can they just fire him at this point? I don’t know if it’s pride getting in the way, but he’s been daring it for months, maybe even years, now. There’s no way he forgot about ESPN giving Caitlyn Jenner an award last summer.

This is the part where I link the story of the republican lawmaker who advanced that argument being restricted from interacting with female colleagues “for his own safety”

Would still rather piss with this person next to me than Curt Schilling

Has there ever been a single case of a transgender person attempting to molest a child in a restroom? I’d be more worried about my kids spending time alone with a Republican wrestling coach.

Nice of him to at least use a self-portrait.

Aw... now I’m wistful...