Football: Turf v. Grass. Crown of the field (Dallas is known for a big crown, for example.) Oakland still has a baseball diamond in early fall - I beleive it messed up a kick this year.
Soccer: There is no standard size for a field. Width and length can vary within set parameters.
Hockey: The height of the boards…

He's now well-qualified to be ordained in the Archdiocese of Boston.

JJ Hardy Strokes Two Small Dongs

“Cats are awful”

I hope Dog is black, even though he was actually white in real fictional life. That’s the kind of subversive casting that makes millions on Broadway.

I hope Dog is a cat.

Really? I don’t recall anyone idolizing bird for anything other than great shooting and relentless trash talk. Relentless competitor.

Hoo boy, that take’s a doozy

I read this in Bill Walton’s voice, and I couldn’t understand a single word of it.

There’s a whole set of sub-competitions going on in a bike race. The overall winner is of course the big one, but there are also guys that just specialize in winning specific stages, or aggregate awards like best climber or best sprinter. It’s entirely possible for someone to win an event overall without winning a…

He’s the winner of a stage, which is a big deal in itself, but not the entire multistage race winner.

+1 case of MRSA

I live my internet life clean

“Second City” is a term for the rebuilding of Chicago after the Great Chicago Fire (stupid cow) and has nothing to do with New York, fyi.

Is the bear spa full of piss and shit and all sorts of bacteria that could render me dead? Almost certainly.

nobody cares when national geographic puts a camera in a bathroom, but when i do it suddenly i’m a fucking ‘pervert’ and a ‘criminal’

WARNING: Do not watch this video unless you are stoned out of your fucking mind. If you are however, watch it 10 times in a row.

When reached for comment, Raymond Usher denied any involvement in the fight. “I just want to make love in the club.” Asked to clarify the location he responded, “In the club.” Asked to expand on that statement he refused, simply saying, “In the club.” one more time.

Emmitt Smith: So he is not liable. Very interesting. But tell me. Does that necessarily mean he is truthable?