Its the contrails stealing your thoughts and pumping them right to lifehacker HQ.

No promises ;)

I really wanted that top hat to get land on her head.

Wow!!! That is one crazy russian hacker!!! Did you see the way he hacked that banana??? He totally bypassed the front-facing security features and went straight for the source code in the back end!!!!

He didn’t use it on his hands.

they’re bored, not psychopaths.

Temba! His arms wide.

Am I just too old, or is everyone associated with online “pranks” a terrible person?

I think Australia won , possibly due to their large undisturbed Island status allowing them lots of time to grow, or possibly they just researched harnessing the killing powers of their lethal flora and fauna.

TPangolin was running it and it kept breaking, eventually in a way that could not be fixed. You can review the imgur albums here to review what happened, and the Reddit thread about the game is here. Here’s a gif review of civ progress over the course of the game.

It wasn’t written very well in the article, but it was fixed, and then broke again.

Two hours. You’ll definitely know within that time, and that’s plenty to power through the tutorials and get a lot of MP down. I suspect you’ll be keeping it — it’s well worth the money.

I rewatched it and a lot of the stories have such terrible art styles or disjointed stories that they’re hard to get into. Usually when you go with a minimal visual approach you need to follow through with a good story but the ones that look the “worst” (in my opinion, of course) also have the weakest stories.

WHAT are these “Matrix sequels” people are referring to? There was ONE Matrix movie, and it’s one of the top-ten all-time greatest sci-fi movies.

They’re bad as films but the attack on Zion and highway chase scene makes their existence a huge net positive on the universe.

Even if the original Matrix had sucked we still would have had the lobby scene which would have justified its existence.

Take the blue pill. It'll erase the memory of the Matrix sequels from your mind/perception of the universe around you.

And also to quote Henry Ford: “Whether you think you can or you can’t - you’re right.” The more you insist that you’re going to be Forever Alone, the more right you are.

Or you could *do* something about it.