Spinning off one of the the corner ramps to the side of the goal and spectacularly cart wheeling across the mouth of the goal to perform an epic save is one of my best moments.

Did he tip well? Then yes. Minimum? Ehhh.

Yes, but not to like it.

Gramma, how did you figure out how to post on here?

Cameraman straight up ran a dude over. And drags something blue down the hill a ways.

I’ve been playing this game a ton since it came out on PS4 and I haven’t experienced any server issues at all.

Would any other Kotaku readers like to start a group to play together?

Timely article is timely. I’m deep in the middle of an existential crisis as I begin to mourn my twenties. Thirty is a damn scary number when you realize you’ve done nothing with your life thus far. WHAT AM I DOING HERE?! EVERYTHING IS MEANINGLESS! Oh god I’m so old. *clings to her 20s for another two fruitless weeks*

This better not cost any money. Screw having other people’s deaths waste my money, that’s just a ridiculous thing to expect.

Oh God. I have a voicemail?

Hahaha wow, I had no idea what you meant until I read the comments, and now... can’t unsee. :( Lousy coloring job they did there.

It’s an easy mistake to make, though. These games are all so ugly, it’s pretty much impossible to distinguish between flesh and body plating - everything has the same gross grimy, slick texture to it. Also, these games do have a habit of putting their female characters in ludicrously stupid outfits, even for games…

This list was written to start a war.

To be fair I looked back and had to compare the belt to the logo to really truly confirm. Bad choice of shade lmao

It’s funny, it never once occurred to me that it was anything other than a big yellow plate, but you aren’t the only one posting here about confusing it for some kind of cut-out panel.

That’s not her cleavage. It’s a yellow bat symbol. It just happens to come across as flesh colored in the above pic unfortunately. In game it looks fine.

the intruders did take LastPass account email addresses, password reminders, server per user salts, and authentication hashes. The latter is what’s used to tell LastPass that you have permission to access your account.

I honest to god can’t tell if this game and this article is satire or not.

I think that’s what Mr. C. Aardvark is trying to say... that it’s not actually a figure 8, despite what the 72pt headline at the top would seem to indicate.

I’m not seeing a figure eight being traveled by the cars. It seems from the rendering and the inside shots that they travel more of a biconcave stadium shape. (In lay terms, a pill shape squished in the middle). I don’t see the cars crossing over to actually run a figure 8. The paths don’t cross, only the gold…