Can I share a good, life-changing story from behind the counter?

Ya, but I don’t really fault anyone for missing it. It seemed so out of place compared to the other questions!

This guy’s lucky he only ended up with a canoe in his windshield and not his face.

Yup!! It was the Polio question... which was more of a history question than science anyway!

(Although, to be fair, I didn’t ~know~ one of the answers, but I knew the other three answers were wrong.)

Ah yeah, 100%!

These are amazing!!!

No, I’m not saying that. I’m all for a good, well-written critical piece, but this article reads like it was written by a sarcastic high schooler who thinks anything popular is uncool.

Where in this article does it say it’s an opinion piece?

I felt so dumb when I broke my friend’s phone. We had gone to the Santa Barbara Zoo Brew, which is where you go to the zoo, get wicked drunk on free craft beer, and then wander around looking at all the animals.

I got like five sentences in and just couldn’t. I clicked this guide because I was actually interested in finding out what the announced today, and instead I get this garbage. If you’re so jaded on Apple, why the fuck are you reporting on them? I guess a paycheck’s a paycheck, right?

I have a friend who absolutely believes that Al Gore had Michael Crichton killed over global warming. I really wish I could remember the whole conspiracy theory he explained to me.

When I went to the park several months ago, they had LED Mickey ears that you can change the color of by pointing an LED paintbrush at them, similar to the GIF in the article of the wand with the dress. I’m guessing it’s the same technology, and it looks very very cool.

What’s everyone’s opinon on upgrading from an Apple TV that’s just over a year old? These new features sounds shiny, but I’m thinking it’s probably best to wait and see how it all pans out.

This post jinxed me. My trusty MS IE 3.0 died over the weekend!

This post jinxed me. My trusty MS IE 3.0 died over the weekend!

I once had a psychology professor loudly proclaim “Nice people are kinky!” and I wrote it in my notebook in all caps. I don’t even remember what the context was, but I still quote this lesson often.

I read through this list just to make sure you had Squirrel Girl on here.

Awesome!! Thank you for the recommendation! I was wondering if there was another mouse like the IE3.0 since it doesn’t look like they make them anymore.

Awesome!! Thank you for the recommendation! I was wondering if there was another mouse like the IE3.0 since it…

That’s the struggle I’ve had for years with the first AC. I have ~ONE~ flag left in Acre, but I’ve resisted going back. I don’t know how I managed to find all the feathers, but collectibles like that are seriously the worst!

Rocket League. Always Rocket League.