Okay then. Replace it with Call of Duty 432354234 Maroon Ops Derf Edition. I'm an equal opportunity mock artist.

YEAH! HOW DARE SOMEONE PLAY GAMES IN THEIR FREE TIME! DERF!

For once, no "JRPGS DONT SELL BECAUSE OF CALL OF HALO DUTY MADDEN DLC DERF DERF DERF" of course I could have missed some.

Jesus, what isn't amazing about it? It's MARIO in SKYRIM!

Shit, you can do the moving part with kinect! Although I think some years ago they had a vest like that for Sega and SNES. There were small speakers built in so when you got hit in the game it would rumble.

Fuck yeah, I wanna have PTSD! Now that would be an awesome DLC/Preorder extra for the next Call of Duty!

YEAH! THIS WOMAN IS UNFIT FOR COMMAND BECAUSE SHE PLAYS WOW IN HER FREETIME!!! DERF!

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? At least 3 - one to change it, and two or more to stand around and bitch about how much brighter the last bulb shined and how dumb we are for changing it.

They had a similar deal with EA several years ago, during the PS1 era.

So just because the guy is a rapper, that guarantees that he would destroy stuff? His lyrics are tamer than other rappers, but most other rappers don't destroy things during their performance. This concert was put on by the Source, which is in fact a hip hop magazine, not Microsoft, so saying that a rapper isn't…

But what is it about his raps that would indicate that he'd destroy stuff? His lyrics are tamer compared to other rappers, but if they get called to perform somewhere, they don't go wrecking stuff.

Keep letting him set himself up with his own feints, and move in soon as he has the opportunity. That's how cats like Foreman and Ali did it (keeping up with the boxer analogy). Eventually voters will see through it as well.

Patience. Obama was probably taking it easy, but there are more debates to go. It's like a boxer. You don't go in the match and start throwing power punches out the gate, all that will do is tire you out. You get his rhythmic in the first few rounds, work in those small jabs, and set up the combos. Politics is…

So how is Microsoft supposed to know that the guy would damage their merchandise? And what kind of research would Microsoft have to do that would indicate that the guy would destroy their computers?

Now what is an Alford Plea? Is that like a regular plea bargain? I'm not brushed up on legalese.

Somehow I knew this was Call of Duty's fault. Damn the mainstream soulless corporate machine!

Que accusations of the developer selling out in 3...2...1...

I wonder if any other hobby gets this much scrutiny. Seems like these days, admitting you're a gamer is almost as bad as admitting you're gay.

GHost Recon: Shadow Wars. IMO The best game out of the early lineup. If you like turn-based strategy games like X-com and Jagged Alliance, you'll love it.

She recently bought home the gold in gymnastics this past summer, so show her some respect.