This is a big F-You to Android users. Namco had better release this for Google's phone because people like me would buy it in a heartbeat.

From what I read in past previews, these screenshots are in fact from a real-time 3D demo. Basically, the player was watching a cutscene, but they had the ability to rotate the camera 360 degrees.

@lance.uppercut: You can actually fix your problem by closing the explorer.exe process. When you quit the game, just make sure to start explorer again by creating a new process. This can all be done in the handy task manager.

@Walking Eye!: The reason that Goldeneye is so slow is the framerate. A remake would fix that.

After reading this post, I know I'm not paranoid. I remember playing Um Jammer Lammy and thinking that idol was a devil worshipper. I wasn't too far off. The set and subliminal messages in the lyrics pointed me in that direction.

As I learned in Sociology class, the finger isn't a symbol in Japanese culture. Unless cultural diffusion occurred at Nintendo, I highly doubt that the sprites were done this way on purpose.