1) Comparison is the death of joy. The only person I need to be better than is who I was yesterday.

That is why I just dump stuff off at a thrift store.

In case anyone missed it, I guess this is a joke based on the original pre-delay release date (see the tweet in the middle of the article). I'm not really sure it's worth confusing a bunch of your readers to make it, though.

Also, who wants a payment app that is also a social media account?  Why the fuck should I care that Tim paid Jan for last week’s Taco Tuesday?  Having said that it is fairly easy to use, just annoying that the public display is the default setting.

Picture it: your office is doing a Super Bowl pool, going to a team lunch, or collecting for a group baby shower gift. And someone asks: Do you have Paypal? What’s your Zelle? Don’t be that guy. People don’t want to check multiple different apps and accounts to make sure they got reimbursed. Just get Venmo.

I have had no desire to go to a movie theater in years. For me, it’s just not worth it.

Next time you go to the theater, show up in your lounge pants and light up a smoke. Then ask the projectionist to pause the film so that you can hit the bathroom or get snacks. And if you miss some plot point because the mix is terrible or someone is talking, make sure you get them to rewind.

I am quite certain that watching on a 4K 70" TV with a nice soundbar is going to allow me to be immersed in the story.

Next Studio exec in line to try ram us into movie theaters during a global pandemic because of selfish greed. Have they thought about their own personal responsibility in slowing the spread of this disease? Cruise, Nolan now Villeneuve.

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Swing away Merrill.

Where will Ted Cruz go this time?

Yep. Since when does "affordable" start at $1000?

I think Sam giving the shield to the museum (not to the military) makes complete sense. The whole point of Steve Rogers is that he’s this impossibly perfect person. This isn’t Sam experiencing general self-doubt; it’s Sam experiencing hesitance and full-blown imposter syndrome over if he can follow in the footsteps of…

You’re actually indignant that they’re enforcing their Terms of Service?

You can not top the opening of the original.

It say’s it’s about free speech.  I want to join just to post a bunch of pro Biden stuff and see what happens.

For example, thanks to the development of Zoom software, I’m spending time online with friends I haven’t spoken to in thirty or forty years

The invisible man TV show did that concept better I think: