1) Comparison is the death of joy. The only person I need to be better than is who I was yesterday.

That is why I just dump stuff off at a thrift store.

Also, who wants a payment app that is also a social media account?  Why the fuck should I care that Tim paid Jan for last week’s Taco Tuesday?  Having said that it is fairly easy to use, just annoying that the public display is the default setting.

Picture it: your office is doing a Super Bowl pool, going to a team lunch, or collecting for a group baby shower gift. And someone asks: Do you have Paypal? What’s your Zelle? Don’t be that guy. People don’t want to check multiple different apps and accounts to make sure they got reimbursed. Just get Venmo.

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Swing away Merrill.

Are you sure it isn’t the Family Ties reruns?

Those aren’t actual answers. that is just vague indirect suggestions, handwaving , and wishful thinking. nothing concrete there or even specific enough look into.

I read it the whole article. She never answered her own rhetorical question. Sounds like someone living in a bubble of self-delusion.

“Who would you call if someone stole your car or broke into your house? What if you were a victim of a violent crime, such as rape or sexual assault?”

The irony is this joke has depth.

Coronavirus can be spread to dogs, so it might be time to tell them to knock that shit off. I’ve been wearing a mask to the store (we wear them at work, as well), and when I went on a beer-run today, a lady, who was wearing a mask, got right up behind me in line at the counter...I seriously wanted to go off on her;…

In theory, shouldn’t the day care providers and workers be collecting unemployment like everyone else? I’m happy to prepay for services in this situation (pay now and get the service later, when things reopen). I do not see just giving people free money.

ALL beer tastes like shit. I live in MA, we have 5 breweries in my small town alone, and literally countless within an hour of me.

Well, time for people to grow up and drink margaritas like men.

Is this something people notice? From what I see, people type like they’re texting. Blind. With their toes. I’m a 2-spacer, because that’s the correct way to do it on a typewriter, which is how I learned to type. But who even notices? What kind of uptight twat would ever even mention something so inane?

Don’t be asinine. The person in front of you that wants to recline owes you nothing and is not responsible for the shrinking amount of personal space the airlines use to maximize profits.

nope. i dont talk to people on an airplane. ill recline thanks

Haha. Yeh, actually that’s 8 percent. Brain fart. I was a great preparer, but then I had kids.