The irony is this joke has depth.

Coronavirus can be spread to dogs, so it might be time to tell them to knock that shit off. I’ve been wearing a mask to the store (we wear them at work, as well), and when I went on a beer-run today, a lady, who was wearing a mask, got right up behind me in line at the counter...I seriously wanted to go off on her;…

In theory, shouldn’t the day care providers and workers be collecting unemployment like everyone else? I’m happy to prepay for services in this situation (pay now and get the service later, when things reopen). I do not see just giving people free money.

ALL beer tastes like shit. I live in MA, we have 5 breweries in my small town alone, and literally countless within an hour of me.

Well, time for people to grow up and drink margaritas like men.

Is this something people notice? From what I see, people type like they’re texting. Blind. With their toes. I’m a 2-spacer, because that’s the correct way to do it on a typewriter, which is how I learned to type. But who even notices? What kind of uptight twat would ever even mention something so inane?

Don’t be asinine. The person in front of you that wants to recline owes you nothing and is not responsible for the shrinking amount of personal space the airlines use to maximize profits.

nope. i dont talk to people on an airplane. ill recline thanks

Haha. Yeh, actually that’s 8 percent. Brain fart. I was a great preparer, but then I had kids.

This is the only relevant answer.

“Honey pick up some milk on the way home”

Na

I find that ‘fuck you!’ gets my point across much more precisely than simply, ‘fu’.

I have a theory that Boomers and Millennials are in a race to push Gen Xers into a murderous rage with all their bullshit.

and people wonder why we introverts hate everyone. you all keep inventing these stupid rules and making interacting with anyone a complete chore. if somebody thinks im rude or dismissive by typing “ok” to their text and gets offended, they deserve it and they did it to themselves. as far as im concerned they are doing…

Or you can just type “Ok”.

Like an adult.

Both are perfectly acceptable replies to everyday mundane texts.

Screw this.  If k or ok does the job that is what I am using.  If you can’t handle it.....too bad.

I just use a q-tip and basically wash around, like you do. Don’t push just swab.