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ScreaminScott
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I read the headline and I thought to myself, “Step 1: Make bed by pulling up and tucking in covers. Step 2: Spend the next four minutes doing something else.” I couldn’t figure out what would take so long until I read the article and realized they were talking about how to dress the bed rather than the daily process

These time-saving tricks will get your bed looking hotel-worthy, and leave you enough time to get those recommended 8.5 hours every night.

The age at which a kid can pick this up in 10 minutes is, like...11.

Seriously. How do people ignore that sweet spot in the opening process where the lid pops upward right before the last bit of attached metal would be severed?

It is a way, a way to produce a weapon on which to cut your enemies.

There have been time when I think I would like to have a few friends that I could do stuff with on the weekends.  Then I start thinking about all of the effort, time and energy that I would need to put in to those relationships and then suddenly the cost-bennefit annalysis becomes to much to deal with.

This, so much! I’d rather stay home and chill. People take so much energy.

Unfortunately if you plan on having kids this won’t work in the long run since they will be in school at that time. 

Good article! And great timing for those who want to start planning for the upcoming fall season.

“I paid for a car that does 160, but I dont do it as a courtesy to other people on the road.”

It is possible to do both with a seat fully reclined in front of you. So please, use the seat you purchased as you see fit. I’m going to.

I have never cooked anything myself when i was on vacation.

Reads Title .... none.  I’m on vacation.  Duh !!

Everybody knows you never go Full Knievel

This really should be prefaced with a reminder that the police do not need a search warrant to open your phone and peruse it for anything they like with just your fingerprint. You may not, however, be forced to give up a pin code. 

“Every time we finished a plate, it was taken away fairly quickly and replaced with the next course within minutes.”

I’m sort of confused by the complaint. If you’re eating all your food when it comes out, then how are you being rushed by them bringing the next course? If you want to linger over it, then don’t feed like you’re at a trough at take your time.

Trendy place, your party was late, you wanted to stay longer than you should have...yeah I would have been annoyed if I was the server too.  

More like this.

And that attitude, the idea that ignorance equates to malice, is why I quit my ASL classes.