How about “Have you been subpoenaed yet?”

How does one “get curious” about something (or someone) you aren’t interested in? You might as well say “get taller” or “get younger”. You can’t MAKE yourself curious.

I was told to just twist it a bit until it falls into its natural coil

I work in I.T., so I like solving problems. They’re like little mysteries. And they even sometimes have villians (but thats another story)

dyslexics of the world... UNTIE!

Well.... accounting is accounting, programming is programming, and administrative work is ... you get the idea. There are lots of jobs that are pretty much the same no matter who you work for. I don’t think the annual report will really offer much insight. Probably just Googling the company will be good enough.

Sure it’s fun to have friends, but it can be exhausting too. Having a job, wife, kids, and a dog, I cherish the times I can be alone and nobody expects anything from me.

OMG this is great! We often use cilantro at home for cooking. But you have to buy it by the bushel (not really, but close). I will definitely use this!!

According to Wikipedia “This type of splice is more suited to solid, rather than stranded conductors”

Not a bad idea, but keep in mind that most of the jobs in a company are at such low level that the annual report won’t really be applicable.

If only they made a clip for the second screwdriver head, so I wouldn’t lose it.

If only they made a clip for the second screwdriver head, so I wouldn’t lose it.

Might wan to have a line at the beginning explaining just who this guy is. I figured he was important because you were writing an article about him. But I had no clue who he is.

Fresh anything is NOT “one of the easiest things to make ever”. I dare you to, DARE you, to tell me how to make soup that is as easy as “open the can, dump in bowl, microwave”.

or you could use a garbage can: garbage can tool holder on Pintrest

Works with ribbon storage boxes too

This complicated crap is why I never had parties (Well, one of the reasons).

This is really a thing?

simply remove your existing light fixture

Is it any wonder why most people don't shop at farmer's markets?

Hey, I PAID to attend your event/city/attraction. You invited... wait, no... BEGGED me to to come here! Sure, I could just stand behind the camera and take picture, but they will look just like pictures TAKEN BY EVERYONE ELSE. Hell, I should just buy a postcard - it will have better composition than anything I…