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Some of this shit is indistinguishable, but holy damn is that an awesome site.

Definitely a whiff of the bullshit about it.

“Run Hillary Clinton!” they said. “There’s no way she can’t win!” they said.

What’s with the quotes around “slack?” Are those patients supposed to kindly wait six weeks until she gets back?

Uh huh. And that’s a cartoon, whereas this really exists.

That the decision “wasn’t originally intended to be political” does not matter. Co-opting Trump’s slogan makes it political, whether they like it or not.

11. Be White.

Was a damn sight better than the Family Guy season opener.

More importantly, let’s not forget the millions who died in the epic clashes during the Taylor Swift-Katy Perry feud.

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

Well, good news - you’re not going to be flaunting your wealth in any Camry.

We ended up with President Donald J. Trump in the White House because you fine folks insisted on running Hillary fucking Clinton instead of LITERALLY ANYBODY ELSE.

Now I have the theme from Police Academy stuck in my head.

YES!

Yes, POC can be racist. Racism isn’t just whatever you consider oppression, it’s being an asshole to ANYBODY because of that person’s race.

On the doll, show us where middle America hurt you.

Didn’t even bother watching.

I think more appropriate would be “Bitch, my generation gets traumatized by breakfast.”

You do realize that half of the population isn’t female, right? And that this planet does not exclusively revolve around the female gender?

People have a right to protest.