Who cares? His delivery was perfect and memorable.

And I bet those grapes just taste awful.

Where? Can you point to a website, or was it in your head?

Of course he is. Did you actually read the article?

Sounds pretty good to me!

Huh. Okay, I officially identify as a queer woman of color. Gimme my free gun.

We do actually care, but not usually enough to change our minds unless it’s an absolute horror show down there.

This is fairly mild. Head to Jezebel, Fusion, or (God forbid) The Root if you want to see absolutely frothing-at-the-mouth hatred for conservatives.

I do not understand the “I can’t get aroused without the porn” thing so many people claim. Or the “I need harder and harder stuff to get aroused” thing, either.

Just to you. Next?

Didn’t know about the Shadow of the Colossus remake - I’m excited I get to have my son play through it on a modern console.

#YesYourPresident :)

“WHAT?!?! They skewered MY political beliefs?!?!! FUCKERS!!!!”

I’m certainly not puzzled. I already have an XBox One, and five bones to get a better one ain’t happening any time soon.

Waaaait wait wait. What is that thing?

I...have got to have this.

Not in the slightest, particularly when you position yourself as a paragon of virtue.

Dunno. A few more of these terrorist attacks, and that might not be the case any more. What’s this make, three this year? March, May, and this one?

Because the groups involved want to spread their messages and not be dicks about it.

Looks like Kristen Schaal trying to cosplay Ellen Ripley. This is in no way a bad thing.