Didn’t know about the Shadow of the Colossus remake - I’m excited I get to have my son play through it on a modern console.

#YesYourPresident :)

“WHAT?!?! They skewered MY political beliefs?!?!! FUCKERS!!!!”

I’m certainly not puzzled. I already have an XBox One, and five bones to get a better one ain’t happening any time soon.

Waaaait wait wait. What is that thing?

I...have got to have this.

Not in the slightest, particularly when you position yourself as a paragon of virtue.

Dunno. A few more of these terrorist attacks, and that might not be the case any more. What’s this make, three this year? March, May, and this one?

Because the groups involved want to spread their messages and not be dicks about it.

Looks like Kristen Schaal trying to cosplay Ellen Ripley. This is in no way a bad thing.

A late, late, late, LATE, LAAAAAATE term abortion?

Damn, used astroturf is...a thing. I had no idea.

I don’t water, I don’t fertilize, and I don’t pay somebody to come spray shit on my lawn. Mow it once a week, longer if I feel I can get away with it (when The Missus starts grousing about the grass, it’s usually time to cut the grass).

Hell no, that would be using logic.

Designed to subvert the male gaze? I think you (and she) underestimate the ability of males to completely ignore plot and story when it comes to sexy females.

The image quality on that video is incredible. Driver is a lucky sumbitch to walk out of that.

I started grinning like an idiot when the music fired up. Awesome.

Dammit, now I have that fucking commercial running through my head.

It’s Dark Souls-adjacent. Twilight Souls? Maybe it lists its address as South Dark Souls. But yeah, it’s closer to SOTN. And pretty damned good so far.

Well, she was a shit candidate. And if you think her presidency wouldn’t have been filled with lawsuits and investigations-a-go-go, you’re delusional.