I can't even wrap my brain around this …

Heh, pop-ups …

I officially hate you for putting that in my head.

Are you presenting this as a positive or a negative?

Heh, palm …

I had to explain golden showers to my boss a few months ago. Which seems like an eternity ago in Trump years.

As with all the best things in life, it's about quality not quantity, sugar.

Proving my point.

That's not armchair fandom. That's artistic appreciation. It doesn't translate to sports. It translates to not reading an author's shitty books.

I wish!

The legend of Scrawler's gold?

If you really love someone, you only watch their good work and pretend the bad doesn't exist. Duh.

Here's hoping!

Ewwwww!

I have never seen it and am not a Star Trek person, so … I don't know?

Blame Dik. I wouldn't even know what it was if it weren't for him.

I remember now! I was just anticipating the usual jokes about whatever Trek film he was in that everyone hated and missed the obvious.

Riiiiiiiight.

Get in line!

Clearly you're not a sculptor.