Speaking of, when did he drop out of the Chandor film? I'm ridiculously bummed.

Fucking finally. I mean I don't give a shit about Venom, but more Tom Hardy is almost always a good thing.

Reading?

That's their catch phrase?

Also their music is way, way, way better than the usual country radio hits you hear these days. Orders of magnitude better.

I feel like vomiting every time I see a picture of him eating anything.

Barely.

I've been waiting ALL DAY.

Yeesh.

Quiverfull? What the fuck is that? You know what, nevermind. I'm probably better off remaining ignorant.

TO A NEW HOUSE!!

Let's just say the prospect of playing for this audience moved him …

I don't think Toby Keith is particularly known as a man of integrity.

Just like god can't see you having premarital sex if it's anal?

To paraphrase Huck Finn, if MLA ain't allowed in heaven, then who would want to go anyway?

The only question is which will be the bigger disaster, this or Fyre Festival.

No it's what inspired those parodies.

The best!

We can only hope.

I think the point is whether the audience will enjoy endless songs about drinking beer they can't have.