Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

On the bright side, they missed out on this election too

Two of everything, except points.

I’m not, and have never been, a Bulls or Florida fan ... and I hate that Noah is bad now. There was a solid period of time when you could go to war with that dude. He could’ve been a major part of a championship team. I don’t give a shit that people didn’t like him — he played hard every single game, and he was really…

I had a husky. It ate shit. Good dog; bad breath.

Finally, Kars4Kids can have some room to BREATHE.

“And I’ve seen 311 four times!”

If Jesus is real and capable of preventing criminals from killing you, why did he let them rob you?