Hurricanes, Trump, police shootings, health care, tax reform, and countless other important issues but thank goodness we have Hillary Clinton sucking up lots of airtime so she can sell her book of grievances for personal profit. What a perfect cap for her career as she goes out trying to squeeze every single dollar…

The only part I don’t like is where players don’t get credit if they hit 2 doubles instead of a double and a single. The single isn’t equal to the other parts. If you hit a homer and 3 triples I say it counts as a Cycle+. Can we make Super Cycles a thing? I say a cycle should require 4 hits including a homer, a…

“Wait, who shits on cycles?”

Yep. These letters from death row certainly are interesting reads...that being said each one should start with a little story about the lives of the individuals these sacks of shit ended.

The second-worst part of this news for us Chiefs fans is going to be having to listen to all the blowhard radio callers who will gleefully exclaim that it serves him right for skipping all the voluntary OTAs and workouts like he’s some kind of prima donna. Fuck those morons.

Ok, if Milwaukee is your idea of hell, then you are going to shit in your britches when you hear about Gary, Indiana.

Yeah, Reid completely outcoached Belichick in every way. The Pats looked like they had never seen some of the KC offensive sets in their lives.

A month later...

he still sucks

Meh. Any time my parents left me alone in the house as a teenager, my hands looked like that in a matter of a few hours.

Do fake heart attacks count as excuses?

Admittedly, I don’t know a ton about trying to hook up with porn stars but it feels like saying you’re a big fan of the pornography they’ve made is kind of weak sauce.

I don’t see this as a problem, the dodgers have a great recent history of success in the playoffs.

Sounds like the Virgin Islands are going to get seriously boned by this. After that they’ll just be called “the Islands”.

Nope, people should be GTFO by Saturday, not hanging out to watch a football game. If this hits Miami, this is their Katrina event. They need to get gone; there is no high ground in that city.

ain’t it beautiful, man?

Outta all the teams Kaep could help, it feels like Denver is the dumbest one for passing. Sure he’s better than anything the Jets have but they’re tanking, and other teams could use him as a back-up; but Denver with their defense and receivers are a competent QB away from being title contenders.

The Broncos set him free and Brock came back to them. It’s true love.

I’m sure that this plan to bring in a failed quarterback has no connection at all to the fact that said QB is John Elway Jr’s college roommate. None at all, nosiree.