“I was the absent professor,” Kelly says. “I wasn’t paying attention to the details that we needed.

There’s a sick genius in Trump’s tweets though. In one morning, he has changed the entire subject of conversation about Charlottesville to being about Confederate statues. Now look at how the media has responded; all of these talking heads and academics talking about the history and appropriateness of Confederate…

I genuinely don’t care what low-wattage thoughts bounce around in his empty head. Whether he “really thinks” Nazis are good or bad is completely irrelevant. It’s what you do that matters, and what he does is provide comfort and support (and jobs) to dangerous white supremacists.

How much longer until Deadspin starts covering eScorts?

No crying, no speeches, no hugs.

Just a handshake is often enough to show love and respect.

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

Big deal; who cares

“Yes.”

Hey, somehow Obama managed to pull off the trick of being an impotent sissy who would bow to all external forces while still being an unstoppable despot who was forcing his personal will on everybody

Okay, I’m going to jump into this knowing full well that I’m going to be eviserated for it:

1) It’s a long way to the top

“Skyyyyy Brockets in flight... 4-12 delight...”

Also, they used a Metallica font and an AC/DC pun. Jesus fucking christ.

I maintain that the concept of a “team doctor” presents an immediate conflict of interest, one that sacrifices a player’s long term health for the short-term benefit of the team, who can toss aside the player (on a non-guaranteed contract, no less) as soon as he becomes replaceable

Yes, Trump had a dog whistle for racist. But you can’t leap to all Trump supporters are racist. Nearly half of the country voted for him.

Not as bad as the time the band finished a tour of the Far East and he was all, “They were all yelloooooooooooow.”

A 70 year old friend is leaving next week to climb Mt Whitney for the 20th straight year. He rides his bike over 10k miles/year.

RIP Austin Rivers’s career.

i like to think we’re all winners here

This article should be required reading for every young boy and young girl on why you should NEVER air your relationship dirty laundry on social media. There are no winners, ever.