Sooooo... if they sweep, do we just cancel next year’s season? Because as far as I can tell, the stacking of teams has finally reached the point where the entire season, regular season through the finals, has been rendered moot.

I’ve got better odds of Scarlett Johansson calling me up and offering to blow me than this idiot has of becoming Bill’s friend again.

Uniform numbers should never be retired by any team. Retire a jersey, hang something on a wall or a ring of honor or something, but don’t retire the number.

Apparently, Brandon isn’t happy the Reds didn’t retire it or something?

Ri Ri brought back the dab. You seent it here folks

I am continually amused at how willing NBA players are to publicly disrespect Austin Rivers. Like when Blake made fun of him in front of the whole Clippers team last season. He’s clearly just a fucking pud who doesn’t belong in the league, and everybody rightly resents him for it.

All. Tweets, blogposts, articles, whatever attributed to Barstool Sports should be generically referred to as Stool Samples.

You goddamn mother fuckers.

Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.

Imagine being her kids. Oh hey - normal life? Never going to have that.

In order to volunteer at any of the schools in our school district, you have to fill out an application which includes permission for them to do a background check. I am of the hope that ‘former serial killer’ would preclude someone from volunteering.

Is it morally and ethically wrong to root against a child? Yeah, sure, but I’m going to root for all of Lavar’s offspring to crash and burn. I haven’t openly rooted for a child’s demise this much since Dakota Fanning.

As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.

Found the Kentucky fan!

EVERYONE GETS LOCKED UP!!!!

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

I’m a Lakers fan, please for the love of all that is holy let this happen. We can send the Ball family to Canada and pull a reverse Bieber on those maple syrup loving bastards.

Why Toronto when there a score of other worse teams? Sure he wants LA and Toronto is in a different country but it is still one of the top teams in the East, is managed well and is one of the top Cities in the World.

Fultz is a better player, athlete, and mind than Ball. All day. Every day. If the Lakers had the first pick they would still take Ball, because Magic Johnson is legitimately not smart. He’s dumb as a bag of fucking hammers. And if the Celtics had the second pick and Ball was on the board, Ainge wouldn’t take him. They…

Nothing would be greater than the Celtics AND the Lakers passing on him and him ending up in Philly.