2014 Corvette: Will It Hipster?

I was just going to lower it. because it looks like a suv in the side profile. but once photoshop is open I get carried away. So heres a Mustang WRX Edition.

Pro Tip: This isn't a $250,000 supercar.

Yes, people have stepped on my feet while running before. It's a terrible, terrible thing.

That's pretty weak.

I'm sorry but when I hear "Volvo Polestar", I automatically think "Swedish stripper".

So I do not get why people are bashing this car because of styling. Subaru has always either had bland or weird styling. This new WRX is a fairly attractive car and a good value. How many 268hp 6 speed manual AWD cars can you buy on market for most likely less then $3ok. None. Can everybody just give it a rest on…

Everyone bitches for years about the 5 speed. They give it the 6 speed. Nobody cares, discusses styling.

You should have your eyes checked.

It's missing one of these:

I don't know whats better?

The Dodge Challenger is like every date you've ever met on the internet: they're always heavier in person.

Credit where it's due; POWER MODE sounds a lot cooler than sport mode. Imagine if the new C65 AMG had a POWER MODE. Jezza would be a happy man.

The Radio. Learn how to sing already.

Complain that the seats are too small.

Bring MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!

Reminds me of this.

Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!

I guess when you're not getting paid andSebastian Vettel's already won the championship and you're driving for Ferrari next year and I hear they pay so it's like, whatever, already, at this point, the season-ending-back-surgery-thing starts to make a lot more sense.