Well they haven't found any guns, didn't see any bullet wounds, witnesses didn't report any gunshots... It may be fair to rule that out.

You seem like someone who would complain about average food at an Olive Garden.

Uh, no. If you're driving you're responsible for what happens. The only thing you're not responsible for is mechanical/electrical failure and error, and other people running into you. That's beyond your control.

At least it's not stanced?

Don't call it a wagon to any of the owners' faces, but the Turbo S does 0-60 in 3.6 and tops out at 192. It's a pretty fast family-friendly status wagon.

HEY MAYBE THE OTHER GUYS COVERED IT BUT JUST IN CASE I THINK YOU MEANT THIS

Yes, if all you want to do is race new WRX's to 60, you'll be successful. It takes another shift (2nd to 3rd) in the new WRX to get to 60, which easily adds .5 of a second. Otherwise, it's probably faster in every other way. Won't really know until journalists do tests themselves, as Subaru tends to give conservative…

This actually has a wider power band and the 0-60 is understated since there's now an extra shift to make to get to 60. This was why the last WRX looked as fast as the STI (5 spd vs 6 spd)

FUCK YOU I LOVE THE BAJA

HEAR ME OUT

I have no idea how this happened but I hated this car for a really, really long time - especially the abomination that followed, the H2. However, I saw one in person the other day and thought "I really would like to drive one of these."

I don't blame you. My whole family's from NYC and the goal was always to get out. Most of us now reside in NC - much better (if you live in an actual city). I always shake my head at my peers who've recently graduated college and move to NYC for a $40K job.

Also, many people forget the insane amount of hate that existed after the last WRX dropped. It was palpable. Only until the WRX took the same body as the STI did people really accept it, and it took many people (including me) a verrrrry long time until the last style grew on me. I saw a new impreza today in person and…

You moved out of the Northeast specifically so you wouldn't need an AWD car?

Preface: Kids shouldn't be restricted from flying, babies cry, shit happens, I was a kid flying too once and probably also inconvenienced fellow travelers at some point.

I could've been 6'5" but I started chugging coffee and alcohol as well as chain smoking when I hit 5'11" to stay comfortable in any seat. If only everyone was as smart as me...

The Prius has a "Power Mode," obviously there for when you're doing hot laps during qualifying.

Yeah, because making sarcastic jokes about well-liked and respected people dying due to the asinine actions of others is absolutely hilarious, right?

"This fatality will just add another layer of awesome to this race, because let's admit it, without it the race would be so bloody boring."

The Baja 1000 boring? No.