Smart move logging onto a sports website on the night of a big sporting event you’re trying not to spoil for yourself, fuckface.

I don’t get the “most dominant (female) athlete in history” narrative that people spew about Rousey. She is great! She’s a totally impressive athlete who currently dominates in her specific field! But we’re still talking about somebody with only 11 fights to her name. Putting her on the same level as an athlete like…

Your argument would make sense, if she was the only one dominating in her category. Sports has always been filled with people that dominated. Did you think that when Anderson Silva was dominating everyone that it was because none of the other guys in his division has HIS mindset? What about Emelianenko? or Mayweather?…

actually ronda rousey owns and I hope she wins forever.

And to the rest of the world, they are still just “rich assholes” and “richer assholes.”

What you would call Brooklyn-rich is really just Manhattan-middle class.

People who live in New York City - population 8 MILLION - refer to their borough (Queens, Brooklyn, Staten Island, the Bronx, Manhattan) as where they “live.” This is because there is often times such a huge difference in life and culture from borough to borough, not to mention neighborhood to neighborhood within one…

You obviously have never lived in New York City.

It’s no lie. And if you researched the topic, you’d know that.

You do realize Native Americans weren’t Na’vi right? They had a sprawling advanced civilization, one of the most powerful in the world at the time. They fell because they constantly warred among themselves fracturing their people into groups and because of disease; the spread of which was encouraged by the settlers,…

Probably. But the last few decades have revised what likely happened as a result of European contact.

I actually knew someone who worked for one of those puppy mill-type porn companies here in Florida. Their agent seemed to be a bit better equipped and had an idea of the industry. He paid for gym memberships and personal training, rent and had a driver on tap to get the girls to and from the crash pad to the shoot. I…

I guess you don’t fear little boy jail when you’re already in little boy hell.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Sorry. If Anna Wintour shows up at my house, I’m doing the Condé Nasté with her ASAP.

Amateurs! Use your Sous Vide (which you have, right? You should have an immersion sous vide machine, full stop. If you can afford ounces of weed at a time you can afford a sous vide). Put the butter (solid) and shake/kindness into the bag, vac-pack it, and put it in your water bath at a 95C setting. Go do literally…

How could you leave off the biggest piece of etiquette? Don't block the doors. No one gets to have their own spot on the train. Move into the car so that others can get on. When you want to get on a train, allow people to exit first.

Yeah, but if you play it backwards, it's an auctioneer selling priceless Satanic heirlooms.