I actually knew someone who worked for one of those puppy mill-type porn companies here in Florida. Their agent seemed to be a bit better equipped and had an idea of the industry. He paid for gym memberships and personal training, rent and had a driver on tap to get the girls to and from the crash pad to the shoot. I…

I guess you don’t fear little boy jail when you’re already in little boy hell.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Sorry. If Anna Wintour shows up at my house, I’m doing the Condé Nasté with her ASAP.

Amateurs! Use your Sous Vide (which you have, right? You should have an immersion sous vide machine, full stop. If you can afford ounces of weed at a time you can afford a sous vide). Put the butter (solid) and shake/kindness into the bag, vac-pack it, and put it in your water bath at a 95C setting. Go do literally…

How could you leave off the biggest piece of etiquette? Don't block the doors. No one gets to have their own spot on the train. Move into the car so that others can get on. When you want to get on a train, allow people to exit first.

Yeah, but if you play it backwards, it's an auctioneer selling priceless Satanic heirlooms.

Having played rugby on a gay men's team, seriously, third half songs are nothing but transgressive. "The S&M Man," "I used to work in Chicago," "Jesus Can't Play Rugby," even the "Yogi Bear" song, for God's sake.

I have to admit, this is a song that we (by we, I mean a bunch of girls) used to sing as young teenagers at Pony Club in the very early 90's. We all thought we were very funny.

Yeah, the foreign exchange students back in high school- François! Diego! WTF R U DOING

Only a Ginger can call another Ginger a Ginger!

There's no way he'd be able to even campaign effectively. Both his primary opponent and his general election opponent have 15 years of easily available ammo to use against him. And that's before they dig into his past which, in all likelihood, includes some things that Stewart would rather never see the light of…

"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a bunch of Russian youths with stickers"

Ultimately, Sulkowicz chose not to submit the annotations to Young out of concern that they'd be edited or redacted or otherwise altered to fit Young's prescribed narrative.

I'm just puzzled by how it is possible to have the strength for a very public act of carrying the rape mattress around all the time and not have the strength to drop the niceties in those messages. That is a contradiction in my eyes.

I'm both a victim of rape and of child abuse. I have written kind words to my teenaged abuser (whom I believe to be a good adult now), but I sincerely have tons of trouble with the idea of telling my acquaintance rapist, weeks after the rape, that I need to have a "NonServiam-Rapist love sesh" because I haven't seen…

Okay, so the guy is a total fuckwad, for sure. And the description of him is a of a pretentious ass who'd I'd happily beat the shit out of regardless, but I have a few questions;

Wow. I mean, the research did find that secular adults were more likely than religious adults to accept the science behind global warming, and to support equality for women and gay people. That isn't a notion or stereotype, it was based on research. If you aren't aware or won't accept that many branches of religion…