I apologize for NOTHING!

I actually knew someone who worked for one of those puppy mill-type porn companies here in Florida. Their agent seemed to be a bit better equipped and had an idea of the industry. He paid for gym memberships and personal training, rent and had a driver on tap to get the girls to and from the crash pad to the shoot. I…

I guess you don’t fear little boy jail when you’re already in little boy hell.

I caught TONS more shit being an American in Australia a few months after George W. Bush was reelected than as an American in the Soviet Union in 1987. In fact, most people were just shocked to meet an American, especially one who spoke Russian.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Lady Stoneheart would have made a great stinger at the end of last season’s finale, but her absence has let the showrunners move Brienne and Jamie into other subplots instead of letting them be quagmired in scenes of joint angst about the keeping and breaking of oaths. So what we lose in striking horror imagery we…

I’ve been doing caricatures of people in bars and coffee shops for the past 4 years, and in a blatant aping of Humans of New York, conducted fake interviews with all of them, and pinned them in New York, a city I have never lived in, and visited maybe three times.

This is all good advice. I would add that during the unrack, make sure to bring the bar forward over your chest by engaging your lats and “rowing” the bar straight out (don’t do that thing where you press up and then bring it out, as that will put unnecessary strain on the shoulders and rob you of the tight set up you…

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Sorry. If Anna Wintour shows up at my house, I’m doing the Condé Nasté with her ASAP.

Watching the episode, I got the distinct vibe (especially with the pictures of him) that he was supposed to be Sean Parker meets Bilzerian.

Ari Gold was calculating, smart, and funny all by himself. Hanneman needs a rapport with the cast to be funny. He also reminds me of Dan Bilzerian.

Amateurs! Use your Sous Vide (which you have, right? You should have an immersion sous vide machine, full stop. If you can afford ounces of weed at a time you can afford a sous vide). Put the butter (solid) and shake/kindness into the bag, vac-pack it, and put it in your water bath at a 95C setting. Go do literally…

How could you leave off the biggest piece of etiquette? Don't block the doors. No one gets to have their own spot on the train. Move into the car so that others can get on. When you want to get on a train, allow people to exit first.

Yes, which is why we're not going to "detect" them at all, unless they want to be detected.

Yeah, but if you play it backwards, it's an auctioneer selling priceless Satanic heirlooms.

Having played rugby on a gay men's team, seriously, third half songs are nothing but transgressive. "The S&M Man," "I used to work in Chicago," "Jesus Can't Play Rugby," even the "Yogi Bear" song, for God's sake.

I have to admit, this is a song that we (by we, I mean a bunch of girls) used to sing as young teenagers at Pony Club in the very early 90's. We all thought we were very funny.

Oh, how it sucks to be the fat, lonely friend.